The GOD is recalling all human beings.  There are serious defects in the human heart.  The malfunction occurred in the original prototype units, Adam and Eve.  The same defect has been passed along to all follow-on units. This defect is designated using the letters SIN - Selfish Immoral Nature

To correct this SIN defect, GOD is providing factory authorized repairs free of charge. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has offered to bear the entire cost; no additional fee is required. The number to call for repair is: 1-800-John 3:16

Once connected, Jesus will replace the SIN defect by downloading:

• Love

• Joy

• Peace

• Patience

• Kindness

• Goodness

• Faithfulness

• Gentleness

• Self-control

As an added upgrade, GOD will download an Internal Maintenance Technician, The Holy Spirit, who will live permanently inside the unit.